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> pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him
> out of a cloud of dust.
> The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban
> sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If
> I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will
> you give me a calf?"
> Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
> grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
>
>
> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
> it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
> Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his
> location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the
> area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
> exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany.
> Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
> has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL
> database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his
> Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
>
> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
> miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You
> have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
>
>
> "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud..
>
> He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with
> amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
> Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
> your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
>
>
> The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why
> not?"
> "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.
> "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even
> though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
> knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of
> equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you
> don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about
> cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. ...
> Now give me back my dog.
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Then there is more meat!
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First you get chased after because you are a vampire now you have to get persecuted for your lifestyle decisions...or is it not a choice they are just bitten that way....no meat! XD XD
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What is says about you: You are a deep thinking person. You appreciate the roughness of nature. You feel closer to people when you understand their imperfections.
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Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test...
Simple, Progressive, and Sensual
Ukiyo-e (浮世絵, Ukiyo-e), "pictures of the floating world", is a genre of Japaneseand paintings produced between the 17th and the 20th centuries. it mostly featured landscapes, historic tales, theatre, and pleasure. Ukiyo is a rather impetuous urban culture that has bloomed in popularity. Although the Japanese were more strict and had many prohibitions it did not affect the rising merchant class and therefore became a floating art form that did not bind itself to the normal ideals of society.
People that chose Ukiyo-e art tend to be more simplistic yet elegant. They don't care much about new style but are comfortable in creating their own. They like the idea of living for the moment and enjoy giving and receiving pleasure. They may be more agreeable than other people and do not like to argue. They do not mind following traditions but are not afraid to move forward to experience other ideas in life. They tend to enjoy nature and the outdoors. They do not mind being more adventurous in their sexual experiences. They enjoy being popular and like being noticed. They have their own unique style of dress and of presenting themselves. They may also tend to be more business oriented or at the very least interested in money making adventures. They might make good entrepreneurs. They are progressive and adaptable.
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You Are a Bette!
You are a Bette -- "I must be strong"
Bettes are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective.
How to Get Along with Me
- * Stand up for yourself... and me.
- * Be confident, strong, and direct.
- * Don't gossip about me or betray my trust.
- * Be vulnerable and share your feelings. See and acknowledge my tender, vulnerable side.
- * Give me space to be alone.
- * Acknowledge the contributions I make, but don't flatter me.
- * I often speak in an assertive way. Don't automatically assume it's a personal attack.
- * When I scream, curse, and stomp around, try to remember that's just the way I am.
What I Like About Being a Bette
- * being independent and self-reliant
- * being able to take charge and meet challenges head on
- * being courageous, straightforward, and honest
- * getting all the enjoyment I can out of life
- * supporting, empowering, and protecting those close to me
- * upholding just causes
What's Hard About Being a Bette
- * overwhelming people with my bluntness; scaring them away when I don't intend to
- * being restless and impatient with others' incompetence
- * sticking my neck out for people and receiving no appreciation for it
- * never forgetting injuries or injustices
- * putting too much pressure on myself
- * getting high blood pressure when people don't obey the rules or when things don't go right
Bettes as Children Often
- * are independent; have an inner strength and a fighting spirit
- * are sometimes loners
- * seize control so they won't be controlled
- * figure out others' weaknesses
- * attack verbally or physically when provoked
- * take charge in the family because they perceive themselves as the strongest, or grow up in difficult or abusive surroundings
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- * are often loyal, caring, involved, and devoted
- * are sometimes overprotective
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2. Lonnie
3. No one
4. Amelia
5. Maggie
6. Coleman
7. Thomas
8. Robert
9. Minda
10. Aletta
11. Lonnie
12. Minda
13. Colegaggie
14. Minda
15. TJ (I swear I would piss my pants from laughing)
16. Kira
17. Joo-won
18. Michael
19. Don
20. Joo-won
21. Bryan
22. Not an issue
23. Melissa
24. Minda would probably be the only one who would stand a chance.
25. Minda
26. Minda XD
27. Michael
28. Ian
29. not relevant.
30. whatever.
